Tequila & Tea Bags by Laura Barnard

Author:Laura Barnard [Barnard, Laura]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2014-11-17T07:00:00+00:00

Chapter 15

‘Are you sure you want to do this?’ he asks as we wait in the car outside Gerry’s house.

The plan changed slightly. Will picked me up after work and we headed to the bar Gerry works at. Only we found out he’d got shit faced drunk and gone home. We watched him stumble in half an hour ago, and I would bet anything he’s completely passed out by now. We plan to break in and take the picture while he’s asleep. Only this is better. I don’t have to pretend I like him for more than a second. I wasn’t sure if I could do it without squeezing my hands around his neck.

I nod my head. He grips my hand, squeezing it reassuringly as we get out of the car. I take a deep breath as we creep towards his back door. Just as Will thought, his spare key is under the mat. How bloody predictable. He opens the door, it making an enormous creaking noise. I nearly pee my pants.

‘Ssssh!’ Will whispers accusingly.

‘I didn’t say anything!’ I hiss back.

He places his hand at the small of my back, sending tingles down to my toes.

‘Upstairs,’ he nods, pointing the way.

I let him lead me up the stairs, every step seeming to creak more than the last. I can feel adrenaline coursing through my veins. What if we walk in and he’s murdered or something? What if we end up getting fingered as the murderers? I mean framed. Why am I thinking about being fingered? I need to get some. Lulu is lonely and Will continuing to touch me at every opportunity isn’t helping.

Will points to a bedroom door and ushers me in. How he knows so much about his house I don’t know. I’ll have to ask him later. I walk in and find him asleep under a spider man duvet. His arms are hanging over his head, dribble on his pillow. Gross, but at least I know he’s out for the count.

Will takes his camera phone out and I slowly, ever so slowly, pull the covers back. He’s in Simpsons boxers. I swallow the disgusted feeling in my gut and quickly pull them down before Will has to ask me. I burst out laughing. He’s got the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It’s actually comical. It’s almost a vagina.

‘Sssh!’ Will snaps, covering my mouth with his hand.

He stirs, a low moan echoing through the room. I freeze in place, my own hand over his on my mouth. If he wakes up now we’re in big trouble. He stills again and I nod for Will to take the photo. The room brightens up for a second with the flash.

‘Got it,’ he mouths.

I sigh in relief. Thank God for that. I slowly lower the bed spread back to cover him not wanting him to notice any foul play. Will takes my elbow and guides me out. I’m glad for the help. My legs feel like jelly. This is so illegal. It’s basically breaking and entering.

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